Darth Vader - re-colonization - troops - bastards

[12:13:07 PM] pD says: i thought about the darth vader script and decided to change the ending a bit

[12:13:29 PM] pD says: basically, i want to make all the characters happy with the ending

[12:13:59 PM] pD says: so, instead of DV working in a sweat shop for air massage, he thinks that he has found his calling

[12:14:11 PM] pD says: so, the act 3 scene 2 sequence would be

[12:14:19 PM] pD says: 1. excited women for their regime

[12:14:29 PM] pD says: 2. Bakka-san and Nat counting money happily

[12:14:42 PM] pD says: 3. DV happily applying his air massage trade

[12:14:44 PM] pD says: the end

[12:15:00 PM] AE says: wait... vader was born on what planet?

[12:15:04 PM] AE says: tatooine...

[12:15:13 PM] AE says: so... does he have a green card?

[12:15:19 PM] AE says: you can see where this is going...

[12:18:38 PM] pD says: recall the enlightened alien colonizer discussion?

[12:18:40 PM] pD says: http://nsa-chatters.blogspot.com/2007/06/nsa-subpoena-re-colonization-jowels.html

[12:18:51 PM] pD says: maybe DV is one of the recolonizers?

[12:19:21 PM] pD in cheering outfit

[12:19:35 PM] pD says: DV! He so Cool!

[12:19:53 PM] pD says: Air massage recolonizers!

[12:19:58 PM] pD says: Go DV! Yeah!

[12:22:19 PM] pD says: btw, where is this going?

[12:22:34 PM] AE says: no, the NSA raids the massage shop. DV is brought into custody as an illegal alien and suspected terrorist (something about the black suit). Bakka-san's reputation and business is ruined. The women are in tears. End of story.

[12:22:56 PM] AE says: we'll label it as a comedy.

[12:23:54 PM] pD says: hahah! i like that

[12:24:00 PM] pD says: that would be act 4 though

[12:24:02 PM] AE says: or, the customers, led by Bakka-san and Nat, stage a break-out and spring DV from the NSA holding cell, and they live in fear for the rest of their lives.

[12:24:04 PM] AE says: Ok.

[12:24:50 PM] AE says: Or DV, while being held, can use his Jedi/Sith powers to begin to corrupt the NSA from within.

[12:25:11 PM] pD says: and, he only charges 7/8 of their souls

[12:25:23 PM] AE says: perhaps he can change into a tool of his own design... eventually he winds up in charge of the NSA.

[12:25:40 PM] AE says: instead of 9/8?

[12:30:42 PM] pD says: 9/8 is not a sustainable practice - gotta leave enough for the next round

[12:33:07 PM] AE says: oh... Ok...

[12:33:10 PM] AE pouts

[12:35:01 PM] pD says: i like the illegal alien angle for DV as a sequel though

[12:35:13 PM] pD says: sort of like "Cops"

[12:35:30 PM] AE says: you ever see "Troops"?

[12:35:48 PM] pD says: not yet, i have downloaded it, but i need to install quicktime

[12:36:40 PM] AE says: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5351101160052590481

[12:36:54 PM] AE says: that's on google video... don't think QT is required.

[1:15:03 PM] pD says: hahah! just watched it. it is brilliant!

[3:02:58 PM] nsy says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXEhqd3la4s

[4:10:50 PM] pD says: anyone home?

[4:11:15 PM] nsy says: nobody here but us chickens.

[4:11:25 PM] nsy says: busy work day :\

[4:12:15 PM] pD says: i know what you mean, i was going to say something smart, but the smart juice ain't flowing

[5:38:06 PM] pD says: bastards!

[5:43:13 PM] nsy says: ok, gotta go - will read this tomorrow :(

[5:43:31 PM] pD says: double bastards